It is now an addiction. Please Continue reading
It is now an addiction. Please Continue reading
Bloggers note: I spoke on this a while back CLICK HERE
A model whose bottom came second in Brazil’s Miss BumBum beauty contest has revealed the terrible harm plastic surgery wreaked on her body.
Andressa Urach, 27, spent a month in intensive care and feared she would lose her Continue reading
Bloggers note: This was inspired by a documentary I recently viewed, which chronicled how far not only women, but people will go for that perfect booty.
Dear Sir Mix Alot: LOOK WHAT YOU DONE DID!!!
Okay, so lets not blame the Grammy award winning rapper for this. The Seattle based rapper was only letting us know how much he loves a “Big Butt”
But if you examine the lyrics closely, there lies a message:
“I ain’t talkin’ ’bout Playboy / ‘Cause silicone parts are made for toys” and “So Cosmo says you’re fat / Well I ain’t down with that!”
Sir Mix Alot is actually telling curvy women to appreciate your body, because believe it or not, many people love your curves.
In a 1992 Interview, He had this to say:
“The song doesn’t just say I like large butts, you know? The song is talking about women who damn near kill themselves to try to look like these beanpole models that you see in Vogue magazine.”
Fast forward to 2014. Things have changed. Women are now going to great lengths to gain that curvy “perfect” posterior and it is poised to become a real health epidemic, much like how Anorexia and Bulimia were in the past.
What’s even different about this soon to be health issue, is that its not just women who are seeking a pretty derrière. The LGBT community as well are seeking ways for a booty fix.
Here is why it will become a major health issue if it hasn’t already:
The safest way to “enhance” your behind is to have a qualified medical professional perform a Buttock Augmentation also known as a Gluteoplasty
Gluteoplasty: (Greek gloutόs, rump + plassein, to shape) denotes the plastic surgery and the liposculpture procedures for the correction of the congenital, traumatic, and acquired defects and deformities of the buttocks and the anatomy of the gluteal region; and for the aesthetic enhancement (by augmentation or by reduction) of the contour of the buttocks. The corrective procedures for buttock augmentation and buttock repair include the surgical emplacement of a gluteal implant (buttock prosthesis); liposculpture (fat transfer and liposuction); and body contouring (surgery and liposculpture) to resolve the patient’s particular defect or deformity of the gluteal region.
By definition a Gluteoplasty was developed as a corrective medical procedure for defects caused by injury or genetics.
It has now been expanded for cosmetic purposes to “boost ones assets”
The cost can range from as low as $4000 to $22000 depending on the Doctor and the complexity of the procedure.
With costs so high for the average individual, people are seeking an alternative.
The underground market will get you that ass you need at a cheaper cost…..but it could cost you dearly in terms of your health or life.
Lets travel back to the early to mid 1900’s.
Back then, Prostitutes somehow figured out that sealant to hold transformer fluid used for electrical purposes could be injected into the human body for bigger breasts. This was the beginning of the underground enhancement market.
Of course these women suffered severe or fatal health problems, but the market was now in place.
In today’s underground market, for as little as $500 dollars you can cheaply get an enhancement done. The recovery time is short and within a few days you can go from “flat” to “phat”
Just one small problem. The chemicals used for an underground enhancement procedure do not react well internally with the human body. Common chemicals such as mineral oil, fix a flat, motor oil & caulking are injected via syringe to “fill the void.” The injection site is sealed with cheap glue. Over a period of time anywhere from 6 months to 10 years, these chemicals can cause eventual disfigurement, infection and even death. The person performing the procedure is not a licensed medical professional. By this person performing this procedure, they have committed a crime: Practicing medicine without a license.
The societal change which allows the acceptance of a fuller, plumper rear end have driven the average person to go to any means to have it. Pop culture has made it known that “phat” is better than “flat.” Nowadays you just don’t know if her ass was crafted in a clinic or in a backroom of a seedy industrial complex. The recent uptick of people seeking low cost butt procedures will soon catch up to them and will create an epidemic similar to the illegal breast implant craze which maimed chests everywhere. My advice to those who wish to make changes to their rear: Seek the advice of a qualified professional. Yes the costs are high, but $500 for a crooked hustler, with a dirty needle filled with fix a flat is not worth a disfigured rear end or your life.
“Never trust a big butt & a smile, that girl is poison” has taken on a new meaning……
Former NFL star Chad Johnson was sentenced Monday to 30 days in jail for a probation violation in a domestic violence case by a judge who angrily rejected a no-jail plea deal after Johnson playfully slapped his attorney on the backside in court.
Johnson, known as Chad Ochocinco for his jersey number in Spanish during his playing days, had reached a deal with prosecutors calling for community service and counseling instead of jail. Broward County Circuit Judge Kathleen McHugh said she would tack on an additional three months’ probation because Johnson had failed to meet with his probation officer during three previous months.
It was all set until Johnson, when asked by McHugh if he was satisfied with his lawyer Adam Swickle, gave the attorney a light swat on the rear — as football players routinely do to each other on the field. The courtroom erupted in laughter and at that McHugh said she wouldn’t accept the deal.
“I don’t know that you’re taking this whole thing seriously. I just saw you slap your attorney on the backside. Is there something funny about this?” McHugh said, slapping the plea deal document down on her desk. “The whole courtroom was laughing. I’m not going to accept these plea negotiations. This isn’t a joke.”
Johnson, 35, tried to apologize and insisted he meant no disrespect. Johnson was on probation after pleading no contest to head-butting his then-wife, TV reality star Evelyn Lozada, during an altercation last August. She quickly filed for divorce after barely a month of marriage and Johnson, a six-time Pro Bowl wide receiver, was immediately released by the Miami Dolphins. He didn’t play at all last season.
“This is your courtroom. I have no intent to make this a joke. It’s not funny,” Johnson told the judge. “My life is in a shambles right now and I try my best to laugh and keep a smile on my face.”
But McHugh, who could have given Johnson up to a year in jail, was not moved.
“It’s not the first time he’s behaved that way in my courtroom,” she said.
Johnson then was handcuffed and hauled away to jail. Swickle declined comment on whether he would seek a reduced sentence.
Johnson has been undergoing therapy aimed at helping people involved in domestic violence but has not signed with another NFL team. He said in court Monday he hoped that would change in the upcoming football season, but now faces another setback.
“He has suffered. He has lost everything,” Swickle told the judge.
Johnson, whose best playing days were with the Cincinnati Bengals, caught 766 passes for more than 11,000 yards and 67 touchdowns during his career. He also played for the New England Patriots.
Lozada stars on VH-1’s “Basketball Wives” TV show. She was previously engaged to former NBA star Antoine Walker, who played for the Miami Heat, Boston Celtics and other teams and was a star on the University of Kentucky’s 1996 national championship team.
From the 1994 LP “Ass, Gas or Cash” (No one rides for free)
Got a hold of this CRAZY pic!!! It shows our beloved and beautiful Meagan Good, taking it rear-end “backshot” doggystyle from a pubic-shaved white man. This is NOT a good look… I sincerely believe it’s not real, however I’ve never seen a Photoshop job this good. Time will tell…
However… THIS ONE IS DEFINITELY REAL!!! This photo was hacked out of Meagan Good’s phone in Sept. 2014. The question is, who was she doing it for or sending it to??? And now that she’s married to a PASTOR! How do they explain this to the congregation? Anyways, it’s a violation or privacy which is sad and disrespectful. But Meagan, you should NOT have photos like this that are recent when you know you are a celebrity and can be a target for a hacking… In the immortal words of Ed Lover, C’MON SON!!!